i’m a staff writer at the outline. read my current things there.


here are some of my faves from my time at nymag:

The Storm Is the New Pizzagate — Only Worse


4channers Are Eating Onions to Be More Manly


The Scourge of the Tindstagrammer: Tinder Rejects Who Creep on Instagram


What Happens When Your Face Is Your Password?

A Complete History of Bee Movie’s Many, Many Memes


The Sad Truth Behind the Viral Internet Story of Sanjay and Durgesh


How Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Became the Victims of a Horrible New Conspiracy Theory


How Twitter Turned a Bizarre Poetry Book of Vines Into a No. 1 Amazon Best Seller

Would You Let the Subway Sell Your Data If It Led to Better Service?

Azuki the Instagram-Famous Hedgehog Is the Only Pure Thing Left in the World

10 Years Ago Today, BioShock Proved That Video Games Could Be Art

The Death of AlphaBay and the Circle of Life on the Dark Web

Sorry, Elon Musk, But City-to-City Rocket Travel Is a Terrible Idea

The Future of College Is Facebook Meme Groups

Angry Sean Hannity Fans Are Destroying Keurigs in a Very Serious Adult Protest That Is Definitely Not at All Funny

A Bizarre Facebook Hoax Has Turned These Facebook Users Into Minor Celebrities


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